That woman in the middle...

... is not amused.

From the White House Flickr stream.

Secret Handshakes

Family Shake

Walking and shaking.

From the wonderful White House Flickr stream.

Korean Airport Shake

Harawish took this beauty at Incheon Airport, Korea.

Ummm... I got nothing.

Baseball Handshake

Available autographed on Amazon.

Handshakes and Highfives

Gotta love burp singing.

No Handshakes for Purdue Graduates

Purdue is going on the list. Read more about the anti-handshake madness here.

The Winnipeg Handshake

Another handshake from Flickr, this time by El Negro Magnifico. I don't think I'll be traveling to Winnipeg any time soon.

That's It

Looks like the Finns are at war with this blog. I guess I always knew it was coming, but it still feels like a betrayal.

Read about the break down of peace negotiations and the opening skirmishes of this ugly war here.

It's Just Safer

You know, with the coming aporkalypse, it's really just safer to fist bump.